The Hot and Heavy

Hi! Welcome to my hopefully hilarious, definitely inappropriate, probably offensive, and possibly shit blog.

In a nutshell: I’m going to be a phone sex operator (apparently referred to by ‘professionals’ as a PSO). Then, I’m going to blog about it. That’s it really.

I’m doing this for several reasons:

1) I was recently fired from my job as a jaded waitress for mouthing off at my asinine poor excuse of a boss, so being unemployed is one motivating factor. I have an actual career as a High School teacher lined up for September, for which I begin training in June. Until I receive my first paycheck as a teacher, the only guaranteed income I have is a small stipend that my program provides for my summer training, and occasional babysitting. I did my maths, and I luckily have enough money to pay all of my bills for the next 5-6 months, but the amount of money I am left with is PITIFUL (about $23/day), and must cover my food, transport (yay bikes!), entertainment, and a new teacher-approved wardrobe (apparently ripped fishnets, baby-doll dresses, and combat boots won’t cut it).

That being said, I am not inclined to find a new job for several reasons. First, I would need to quit in June, since my teacher training will be an all-consuming endeavor. Second, I don’t mind living frugally and spending every last dollar of my savings if it means being able to enjoy my free time doing things like writing, painting, sewing, bicycling, cooking, reading, and socializing. Once September hits I will be both a full-time teacher and a graduate student, obtaining my Masters in Special Education, and I anticipate my amount of free-time to be exactly negative four hours per week.

Being a PSO will allow me to supplement my non-existent income while working from home on a flexible schedule that I set for myself. In short, I can still be an unemployed lazy-ass for a few months, but hopefully I can make a few more dollars so that I don’t have to be an unemployed starving lazy-ass. That’s the financial motivation.

2) Another motivating factor for my decision to be a PSO is that I am a giant pervert, and I think this will be an interesting outlet for some of my more subversive fantasies. My current outlets are pretty disgusting pornography, age-play/role-play with my boyfriend, occasional sex parties/orgies, a bit of BDSM, and a lot of exhibitionism (my boyfriend and I are both exhibitionists and have been known to fuck in front of brightly-lit floor-to-ceiling windows, give public blow jobs, fuck ourselves on web cams for strangers, etc). The idea of someone calling me with fantasies that are so taboo they may be illegal, or incredibly disturbing, does nothing but turn me on.

I have a lot of friends who work in the sex-industry as strippers, PSOs, pro-Dommes, or escorts, and while I’ve dabbled in a few of these areas myself, I’ve never been a PSO and something about the anonymity of it really turns me on. I also expect that people who use phone sex as a means to explore fantasies are more likely to be highly imaginative and obscure in their desires, and I am eager to discover what dirty little thoughts people want to share on the phone.

3) The third motivating factor for this undertaking is that I really like to write, and I have been wanting to start a(nother) journalistic blog for some time. This seems like a great topic to write about. In my opinion, being a PSO is probably the least taboo sex-industry job one could have. It’s completely safe and anonymous, and should you require a quick exit, you can always hang up.

I am not writing this blog with the attempt of making it the craziest thing you’ve ever read, or expecting readers to believe that this is the craziest thing I’ve ever done, because let’s face it: it’s just phone sex. And more times than not I am sure it will be one-sided phone sex, with some guy fervidly jerking off on one end, and me sitting in my sweatpants playing along and taking notes. I’m writing this blog because I don’t know what to expect as a PSO, and I want to document my experience. I will write about strangest fantasies, most common fantasies, and fantasies that turn me on or make me cringe.  I will also include observations on whether there is a busiest time of day, how much money I earn, if I develop any “regulars”, etc.

xx

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